I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…
This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.
ohmyfreakinggod.
i can’t i peeeeeeeeeed
what
how
Your name is Shandy. You are 24 and WAY TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. You have a variety of INTERESTS and SKILLS, which include ART, MUSIC and WRITING. You are ostensibly a professional GRAPHIC DESIGNER, though you spend most of your time at work DICKING AROUND. You have a fondness for BAD MUSIC, RANDOM TRIVIA, and VIDEO GAMES.