catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cicadagod:

wtf look at this rectangle cow 

But… cows ARE rectangle? I don’t get it. Like, have you never seen a cow before? Because they don’t have rounded horse asses. Google image search ‘cow’ and the first result is patently rectangular.

I’ve been actively job hunting since we moved to Texas a few months ago, and last Thursday I got a lead. I went to two interviews, rocked them, and then yesterday got a call that they wanted me to start immediately. Today was my first day on the job. But there’s a caveat.

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congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

m-azing:

angerliz:

caramelcheese:

I saw this post and had to do it. I’m sorry T-T More talented people, please try it yourselves.

#the luteces #living in a house with 101 dalmantions #it’s the same dalmation #just from 101 universes

I…… yes

paradoxicaldickery:

chesiresailboats:

stabsinthe:

did-you-kno:

Source

NO

Fuck

doodleedoos:

Off print for Animazement this weekend! 
i dont have any of my cosplays done though wheeze

lagertha-lodbrok:

was that really necessary, bird? are you done showing off?